News: Stop Uwe Boll and Get Free Gum - Its Win-Win

I just recently read an article about stopping Uwe Boll. Right there, I was hooked. For those of you unfamiliar with Mr. Boll, he is the monster behind basically every horrible video game movie. He is so god awful, that when he said he wanted to do the Metal Gear Solid movie, Hideo Kojima said “Fuck you: NO!”

However, the article gets better. Turns out Stride, you know, the makers of that immortal gum, are offering to give you free gum if you sign the petition to stop Uwe.

To all my valued readers, please sign it. We can stop this tyrant once and for all.

-Mike